Enter our "Most Boring ENewsletter" contest

Why do nonprofits write such boring subject lines? We've decided to hold a contest. Go through your inbox and nominate the most boring email subject lines used by nonprofits. (Self-nominations are allowed, as are anonymous ones.)

Here's our beginning list:

Project Hope: "Project Hope Today" (like I didnt' know it was today?)
American Red Cross: "One Minute Update" (so much html, it should be called "one minute to load")
Universal Giving (formerly GivingGlobal): "Newsletter" (this one is going to be hard to beat)

Ok, time to send in your nominations.